About

Tobias S. Goatman Esq.

I grew up in the wilds of Tierra Del Fuego to a simple family of demonic man-goat nomads. My childhood was short lived, as my family was killed in the infamous goaticide of the 60’s. From there I matriculated to Yale where I received a MFA. From there I decided to become a recluse writer, and pen the best manifesto anyone has ever read. I retired to a maritime forest on lovely Outer Banks of North Carolina. The preserve is called Nags Head Woods, and it truly is a gem of a place. There are all sorts of trees and wildlife. Different migratory birds keep you company every month. There are plenty of stray dogs and cats to ritually sacrifice. And how could I forget the endless steam of high school students to stalk and scare?

Having lived on the Outer Banks for numerous years, I feel more than qualified to report on the goings on I see. My interpretation might be skewed somewhat by the fact that I haven’t talked to another human in over thirty years. Don’t let my meager social skills fool you into thinking this is anything other than a top quality journalistic endeavor.

If you have comments or questions please address them to “Goatman” and bring them in writing to the crossroads in Nags Head Woods at Midnight on the last Friday of any month. Alternatively you can leave the letters at my house. I don’t abide there anymore, but I stop by to check up on it occasionally.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Seriously if you want to know who we are or want to join the team just email us at goatmanobx@gmail.com . We need photographers, writers, and photoshop artists. If you just want to give us ideas too that is fine. If you are looking to complain please refer to the instructions above.